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lordbape:

*takes food out of my lunchables meal and arranges it nicely on a plate for instagram*

(via thespacegoat)

swagony:

wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas

(Source: shelloil, via canadian-coitus)

broblerones:

"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"
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(via canadian-coitus)

cr1me:

one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence

(via sokkaflockaflameo)

michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks

starllex:

Everyone should watch this.

(via derekhalesparkles)

annicron:


look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

shouldnt:

when attractive people say they are ugly

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(via versavex)

tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

(via versavex)

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm, via versavex)

digbysellars:

when ppl compliment u

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(via hotboyproblems)

izumito:

tryingtomakesenseofpeople:

izumito:

white people can walk around with assault rifles in a fucking public store but the moment they see a poc’s skin they clutch their purses or lock their car doors

Because people head off to Target with AK47s around their necks right? Lol. This site never fails to amaze me.

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(via poopaduk-e)

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