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truezodiacfact:

The Queen aging over time via banknotes

dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

(via tacofetish)

tumblr gays: i just want someone to fuck me raw

tumblr gays: i wanna suck a thousand dicks

tumblr gays: hmu daddies

anon: id fuck you

tumblr gays: go to church *disgusted reaction gif*

heismandiego:

me when i’m wearing new clothes

(via grace-the-sailorman)

basedpidgeot:

stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal

(Source: xbox420, via khione)

impwhoretant:

impwhoretant:

I’M CLEAN

image

i took

a shower

(via hotboyproblems)

mid2000snatalieportman:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

(Source: nxte, via poopaduk-e)

1like1prayer:

when someone drags you and you dont have time to deal with their irrelevant ass

image

(via sokkaflockaflameo)

spiritdick:

I want to know why

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

(Source: sorry, via birdschoolforbirds)

febricant:

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

it’s wild times on tumblr tonight
jonnovstheinternet:

[via]
saturdaydetention:

this is so terrifying
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