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skreamingninja:

neutralmilknotel:

i’m not even confused about my sexuality i just don’t really give a shit

(Source: lucyliubot, via ackles-found-sherlocks-shackles)

tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

(via ackles-found-sherlocks-shackles)

sourcedumal:

raptorific:

Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that

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(via ackles-found-sherlocks-shackles)

poptwart:

virginsacrificer:

is that john green

its a metaphor

When my friend sees a hot guy

mephobialove:

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(via sokkaflockaflameo)

When my friend sees a hot guy

mephobialove:

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(via sokkaflockaflameo)

snapchatting:

*sighs for 3 years straight*

(Source: snapchatting, via hotboyproblems)

jetblueivy:

leaving class on friday

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via princessledzepplin)

sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

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(via paintbrushgirl24)

yokodefender:

the chosen one
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