*takes food out of my lunchables meal and arranges it nicely on a plate for instagram*
wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas
"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"
one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence
*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*
i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now
i think you’re still technically gay
white people can walk around with assault rifles in a fucking public store but the moment they see a poc’s skin they clutch their purses or lock their car doors
Because people head off to Target with AK47s around their necks right? Lol. This site never fails to amaze me.