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seppin:

something: *happen*

me: why this 

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vinebox:

When substitutes try to play this shit

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e-brat:

vinebox:

I’m really sad.

I WANT THIS GIRL TO BE MY BEST FRIEND 

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peperomint:

me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable

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truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

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And I loved it.

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You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

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seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

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askfordoodles:

kindamindless:

I laughed way too much

that is the most cartoony wildlife footage ever captured.
apphroditte:

"I just saw the camera and did. I was imagining myself as if I were Lady Gaga and that nobody could destroy me. "- Brendan Jordan to the Today Show
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leylatimur:

yeeees
why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?
and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong
Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both
i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula

“Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”
ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world
although perhaps a bit too literal

Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.

I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me

you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”


While this is great commentary, Disney did a live musical version of the Little Mermaid that has a lot of Ursula backstory. Both she and Triton are children of Poseidon, and were granted equal domain in the ocean, one ruling the east and one ruling the west. They were also each given a magical artifact, Triton the trident and Ursula the magical shell that she later uses to steal Ariel’s voice. Ursula was a vicious ruler and ended up torturing her subjects and wreaking havoc, so she was eventually exiled from her kingdom and banished, leaving Triton to rule over her domain.
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